Best bad bumper sticker I've seen 

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
02/27/2016 at 18:48 • Filed to: None

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“My truck was made with wrenches not chopsticks.” It was on the back window of a newish Dodge Ram. How stupid.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 18:52

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I’m pretty sure that truck was made with a chiave inglese


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 18:53

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Wouldn’t you just love to see the owner and say “it may not be made with chopsticks, but it may be made with tacos."


Kinja'd!!! El Rivinado > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 18:54

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How ironic considering his American made car is from a company that’s owned by Italians.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 18:55

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Meanwhile the Tundra is tied for the most American made vehicle made...


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > El Rivinado
02/27/2016 at 18:57

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Seriously


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 18:57

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Given the build quality of FCA’s products, the Ram might as well be made with chopsticks.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
02/27/2016 at 18:58

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Yeah it immediately came to my mind that his car is Italian owned and Toyota is making cars right here in the states.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/27/2016 at 19:00

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That’s an offense to chopstick everywhere.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 19:01

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Yeah that was pretty clever about thirty years ago ...


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 19:02

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I can’t believe that’s still a thing.

He/She ignores the fact that their WalMart wardrobe was made anywhere from Indonesia to Bangladesh.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Urambo Tauro
02/27/2016 at 19:05

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Only a company that deals in bumper stickers could even get away with making stickers like that at this point.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Birddog
02/27/2016 at 19:07

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This is in West Virginia so the probability that many of the products they buy are cheaply mass produced in other countries


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 19:27

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Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 19:32

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I want a pre-1974 Stingray so I can get an “Impeach Nixon” bumper sticker. Is that weird?


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 19:51

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Aren’t rams built in canada? Cause then it would have been made with hockey sticks


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
02/27/2016 at 20:01

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I think that would be cool


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matt Nichelson
02/27/2016 at 20:21

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I never knew pickups could be so delicious!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 20:21

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I guess my Fiesta was made with tortillas by a troupe of mariachis, then, because Jellybean was assembled in Mexico.

My car is Mexican American, just like me. I’m ok with that.

Fuck the racist asshole you saw today. :)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/27/2016 at 20:22

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And on a Dakota too... he’s doing it wrong!


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 20:22

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Other Ram owners make me want to sell my Ram, which really sucks because I love my truck.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
02/27/2016 at 20:29

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Wouldn’t work on a Stingray. You’d have to have a 72 Valiant or the like.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 20:29

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Take that, brown people! ‘Murica fuck yeah!!!

* whips out chinese made smartphone to take picture of italian truck while wearing clothing made in india*


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Scary__goongala!
02/27/2016 at 20:50

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The ironic part is that very sticker was likely made in China.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Xyl0c41n3
02/27/2016 at 20:52

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Eventually this kind of person will be gone:)


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > E92M3
02/27/2016 at 20:53

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Very small chance that it wasnt.


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Birddog
02/27/2016 at 21:02

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Alas... I don’t think I know anyone (in real life) who’s old enough to really understand it anyway... so it may be an unrealized dream


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
02/27/2016 at 23:55

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Hipsters would get it but yeah, not many more.


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Scary__goongala!
02/28/2016 at 00:27

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Well he’s not wrong but I can’t help but think that maybe he’s tried using chopsticks instead of a wrench and is giving out a PSA.

But seriously, xenophobic bigotry always manages to surprise me in just how stupid it can be. The lack of logic and reason is astonishing.


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Birddog
02/28/2016 at 00:54

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I feel like Canadian hipsters wouldn’t get a reference to an American political scandal that happened 42 years ago....


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
02/28/2016 at 01:02

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I don’t know. There are Guess Who fans of all ages and that’s what “American Woman” was all about. Never underestimate.